Fuck Simon Cowell. Fuck Susan Boyle. Fuck Shilpa Shetty. Fuck Jon and Kate. Fuck Tom fucking DeLay and skaggy Cheryl Burke. Fuck Myleene "My Head Keeps Inflating To Impossible Sizes" Klass. X Factor--and fuck Rage Against the Machine for good measure. And while we're at it, fuck Jade Goody and her fucking chav-ie cancer. The geyser of reality TV shite has finally been capped, and quality artistic expression can finally start flowing from real professionals of their craft. And here's just the kind of thoughtful, profound fare we need to get us back on the right track.