In another fascinating entry to the world's "No Fucking Shit, Dumbfuck" hall of fame research by experts that probably cost more money than I make in a decade found:
Severe Acne May Raise Suicide Risk
I can not see how our generation's Einsteins ever came up with such an astoundingly counter-intuitive thesis. My head's wanting to blow up just from the amazingness of it all. Awaiting the popping sound, consider why I'm so unimpressed with the insight here, and fight off any urges you might get of offing yourself from the mere proximity to such geysers of pus.