I Mis-Fuck You'ed
What the fuck is with the assholing of the English language, anyway? I mean, forget the utterly vapid, "that could mean anything" abuse of words like "empowerment", "mainstreaming", and "issue" (which now passes as anything problematic, vexing, or challenging, rather than the usual "substantial topic of socio-political debate" it was before the Fuckwit Corps went to work on it). And let's not even talk about idiot fad terms like "cap", "money time", and the hate-inspiring "-izzle". Why is it everyone on earth--and particularly the media--is allowing people to get away with "mis"shit?
How stupid is "mis"(your word you want to undermine goes HERE)? It's gotten to be so asinine that few people bothered jumping all over Roger Clemmons to denounce him as the doddering retard for claiming a friend "misremembered" while accusing the Rocket as a fucking hop-head liar. You'd think that sort of situation would call for something a bit more active than the pansy "misremembered"; possibly "has his fucking facts wrong", "doesn't know what he's talking about", or even "is not telling the truth, in so much as he's lying through his hateful teeth" might be more convincing given the situation. I mean, would Rog respond to fabricated and impossible rape accusations that "the young lady mis-allegates"? Fuck no. He's be screaming the l-word (and probably the c-word, were she indeed making it all up). And yet.
The same is true with Hillary Clinton's "misspoken" recollections about shit that--oops!--never happened. We're not talking about little, insignificant details she might have gotten confused about because she wasn't around at the time ("I misspoke about him blowing it into Ms. Lewinsky's face and it dripping onto her chest the way you now see it happen in porno movies and on peoples' digital video cameras when their teenage kids know they've gone away for the weekend. As it turns out, Bill now informs me he had been aiming it at her blue dress all the time. My bad"). This is Tuzla mythology is something Clinton herself was central to; if she didn't know none of it ever happened as she spoke her Bosnian "mistruths", then they were fabricated without her even realizing she was making the shit up off the top of her head (a condition clinically referred to as "psychosis", and one that--if the Bush administration is any measure--indeed qualifies her to occupy the White House).
See, "misspeaking"--if there ever were such a thing--would entail the accidental and not-that-grave slip of the tongue introducing limited and insouciant error. Like saying Barry Bonds broke Hank Aaron's home run record when he hit number 755, when the actual new all time mark was surpassed with 756. Or perhaps referring to "the global waltz on terror" when people know you meant "the global wart on terror" (bin Laden does wear that beard to cover his chin cleft alone, after all!). Or it might involve a mental lapse causing you to make a factual error, yet one manifestly clear to all (eg. "I spoke with Vice-President George W. Bush this morning, and he confirmed my suspicions he is indeed a total retard". In this case, Bush would be president, and not a total retard, but utter fucking unbelievable retard. But that's obvious.)
In the case of Bosnia (see below), Clinton either lied, fabricated, significantly embelished the actual facts, or so enormously fucked up the actual detail of something she should have known better than anyone on earth that she's probably showing signs of mental deficiency herself. She didn't however, "misspeak", any more than James Frey "miswrote" all the shit he made up in his book. If she didn't know she was "mis-facting", then she's got a mental "issue", not a rogue speech "empowerment" muscle causing her tongue to slip. Should she continue hammering the "mis" line, however, I move we re-write some other Clinton history, and alter her husband's actual declaration to:
"I did not have sexual relations with that Lewinsky woman. I merely mis-blow jobbed. Coulda happened to anyone".



